Lemme get something straight. According to a late night TV commercial your company is willing to cover the cost for “Pos-T-Vac” so that an 80 year-old man can still get a hard-on. But you’re NOT willing to cover prescription cough syrup for people suffering from bronchitis. Really? Signed, Not sick just confused. ** ** ** [...]
It’s no secret that I’ve undergone plastic surgery. In fact, I wrote about it here. So it should come as no surprise when I say that I am PRO doing whatever may be necessary to make yourself feel better about your own appearance. Because, let’s face it. There’s nothing worse that being uncomfortable in your [...]
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Melody. She has reddish-brown hair and big brown eyes. She lives at home with her parents and her fifteen-year-old son. She spends most of her time inside her pretty purple bedroom, wearing comfy cozy pajamas, reading blogs, working on her novel, smoking Newport 100’s, drinking coffee, [...]
What…a crazy year I had. Let’s recap. Shall we? January started off with a mean case of writers block that ultimately ended with the purchase of a pair of Pajama Jeans. Followed by ‘The Snowpocalyse’ wherein we received over 20 inches of snow and included a video of my crazy ‘No-Garbage-Neighbor’ shoveling out his car [...]
It is with a very heavy heart I must announce the passing of my beloved grandfather. Seymour Walter, otherwise known as, Poppa Sye. I have so many wonderful memories of him and the times we shared together. Whether it was spending the summers with him and Manga in Florida, or getting to be there for [...]
* First and foremost, I would sincerely like to thank all of YOU for your kind words, never-ending support, and loving prayers. Also, the jokes have been a fabulous distraction. For those of you who follow me on Facebook, you may already know what I am about to say. But, for those of you who [...]
Ever since I was diagnosed with Crohn’s Disease back in ’06, I am subjected to an annual colonoscopy. However, just because I’ve had this procedure done before, doesn’t make the experience any easier, or any fun. Oh, no. Let’s start with ‘Prepping For A Colonoscopy’ – Shall we? The day before the procedure, you have [...]
The last few weeks of my life have been incredibly difficult, to say the least. Let’s recap. Shall, we? First, I almost died. Like for real. Then, after seeing my allergist – per ‘Medical Instructions’ I survived on a steady diet of cheese, and chicken broth, for thirteen days, in a row. My doctor, determined [...]
“The doctor will see you now,” a stout, redheaded, nurse called out from behind the glass partition. I put down the gossip magazine and kept replaying the events of my Near Death Experience over and over in my mind. Still hoping it was all a bad dream, I slowly made my way back to the [...]
When the police arrived, my throat had already swollen shut. “She’s going into Anaphylaxis shock,” the Officer radioed the paramedics while strapping a cold, plastic, oxygen mask to my face. “What did you have to eat?” He asked. But I couldn’t answer him. I motioned to my 15-year-old son, Justin, who called 911, to get [...]
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