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On Writing…

Disclaimer: It’s been a while since I’ve written a decent blog post. And for some reason, I find that writing in the third person, or writing in my ‘have you ever’ voice is always the best way for me to get warmed up. I think the last time I wrote anything, in the first person […]

‘Doing Things Differently™’ – My Week In Review [Part Eight]

[Week 8: March 22nd – 28th] * For those of you who are NEW to ‘Doing Things Differently™’ or NEW to reading this blog, may I suggest you click on, and read, the links provided in the first two paragraphs of this post? I think that might clear up any confusion! * ‘Once Upon A […]

Oh Hello Internet!

Did I forget tell everyone that I would be offline while Celebrating ‘The Best News Ever’! Oops. Sorry. My Bad! From the moment I found out I was ‘Approved’ everything has changed. And I mean everything. First, I had one of those really good cries wherein I released all of the stress that has been […]

Facebook Status Updates That Could Have Been, All Things Clean, And Very Lengthy ‘Titles’ As Opposed To Nicknames.

Meleah is writing this blog post in the third person, because it’s easier for her to make fun of her self [and light of any situation] when she refers to herself in the third person. Especially when she is delirious from total exhaustion. [Sorry, Moog35.] This week’s ‘Cleaning Extravaganza’ provided what could have been, most […]

Writing, Decisions, And Thinking Out Loud

Okay people. I am trying to make a decision. I could use all of the input, advice and suggestions anyone has to offer. As most of you know I am working on writing my first book. After what seemed like hundreds of all-nighters, endless cups of coffee, and a million cigarettes, I was almost satisfied […]

Involuntary Solitary Confinement May Lead To More Productivity

While I am still on my ‘forced facebook hiatus’ I have plenty of time to take care of all the other things in my life that tend to get overlooked due to excessively abusing Facebook. Yanno, the simple things, like showering, shampooing (and conditioning) my hair, brushing my teeth, doing the laundry.  Wow. I had […]

Meleah’s Week In Review (Part ?)

Meleah has resolved to write her blog post, in the same way she writes her Facebook Status Updates. In fact, because Meleah has so much more fun writing in the third person, she is going to commit to writing this way on her blog, at least until September. Monday evening after preparing a lovely meal […]

Meleah’s Week In Review Via Facebook Status Update Style

Meleah does not have much too much to offer for this weeks blog post since writing her book has taken over her life. Meleah is thrilled she is getting so much done, but she is even more delighted that she has reconnected with The Best Writing Buddy a girl could ever have. Sunday evening, Meleah […]

On Writing…

Unfortunately, I don’t have funny or third person Status Updates for ya’ll today, as I have been consumed with working on my book. Seriously, this project is taking over my life. I finally completed Chapter Six last Friday, which you can feel free to read HERE. Since people were having issues getting past the security, […]

My Week In Review

Since last week’s ‘Status Updates’ went over so well, I decided to run with the same theme for this week. I bring to you ‘Meleah’s Week In Review’ in a ‘Facebook Status Update’ format. [Even though 50% of these were not published as my Status Updates on Facebook.] In good news, Meleah and Amy The […]

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