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My Daddy and The Paper Towels

Ever since my “friend” Melody broke her box I haven’t told you any stories. At least not a real story with a beginning, a middle, and an end. And it’s about time I fixed that. Onward. I talk about My Father a lot. Why? Because he’s friggen hilarious. For those of you who don’t know [...]

Would You Ever Consider Cosmetic Surgery?

It’s no secret that I’ve undergone plastic surgery. In fact, I wrote about it here. So it should come as no surprise when I say that I am PRO doing whatever may be necessary to make yourself feel better about your own appearance. Because, let’s face it. There’s nothing worse that being uncomfortable in your [...]

Happy New Year MoFo’s – Wrapping up 2011

What…a crazy year I had. Let’s recap. Shall we? January started off with a mean case of writers block that ultimately ended with the purchase of a pair of Pajama Jeans. Followed by ‘The Snowpocalyse’ wherein we received over 20 inches of snow and included a video of my crazy ‘No-Garbage-Neighbor’ shoveling out his car [...]

If Katie Couric, Can Show Her Asshole On National Television? Then I Can Certainly Talk About Mine, On My Own Blog.

Ever since I was diagnosed with Crohn’s Disease back in ’06, I am subjected to an annual colonoscopy. However, just because I’ve had this procedure done before, doesn’t make the experience any easier, or any fun. Oh, no. Let’s start with ‘Prepping For A Colonoscopy’ – Shall we? The day before the procedure, you have [...]

Thanksgiving 2011

I like to think I spend a lot of time reflecting on all of the things I have to be grateful for. And I do. But, it’s not all that often that I write those things down. So, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, I’d like to share my gratitude list. The Top 43 Things I [...]

Another Year Closer to Forty

Yep. That’s right. Yesterday was my 37th Birthday. So happy birthday, to me. *Disclaimer* You should probably know that I was NOT going to post that video. However, I ultimately decided that I should, as per a conversation I had with a very dear friend of mine, Ron, author of the blog, Vent. And here’s [...]

My Daddy and The Grocery Store – 10 Items or Less

I talk about my family a lot. Mostly because I love them and mostly because they are all sofa king crazy, you can’t help but laugh. But my father, whom I adore, is the one that provides never-ending blog fodder. He is an extremely smart man, and well intentioned. He is also a passionate, handsome, [...]

Texting and Driving

And now…for something completely different. My 15 year old son told me a story last week. And it was the kind of story that made me laugh so much, my rib cage hurt. So I asked him, to please, please, please, consider writing it as a Guest Post for my blog.  Much to my surprise, [...]

Lunch With Margaret Andrews, and, The Pulaski Skyway

Last week, I had the pleasure of meeting fellow writer, Margaret Andrews. She’s the author of the book Sticky Readers: How to Attract a Loyal Blog Audience by Writing More Better. And, she’s the author of the blog Nanny Goats In Panties. Oh, and she’s totally-super-awesome. Since Margaret lives in California, and I live in [...]

The Seven Links Challenge.

My dear pal, Bud, from the blog: Older Eyes, asked me to participate in a little Internet Challenge.  And, like a good friend, I happily obliged.  Apparently the purpose of the Seven Links Challenge is to give bloggers the chance share once again old and forgotten posts they have written that deserve recognition. Awesome. I [...]

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