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NaBloPoMo | Day 23: Black Friday

I’m sorry y’all. But you couldn’t PAY me to go shopping today. I loathe shopping. Even on a regular day. And even on a Monday morning when the stores are basically empty. But good luck to all of you out there who are willing to brave standing in those crazy line and fighting off the […]

NaBloPoMo | Day 20: Dear Cleaning Lady

Dear Cleaning Lady, I’m sure you’re not aware of my rule. And I am really not trying to be rude. However, you should probably know that NO ONE is allowed to look at me, much less talk to me, until after I’ve had at least two cups of coffee. And no one is exempt from […]

NaBloPoMo | Day 17: It Might Be Time For a Hearing Aid

Back in September my mother and I were prepping for a Family Function. And we have a lot of those around here because we celebrate both the Jewish and Catholic holidays. But more on that another time. Since we have so many Family Holidays I’ve really come to enjoy helping my mother. There’s so much […]

NaBloPoMo | Day 16: Word

    *Thank you for this one, Cheryl! Have a GREAT weekend everyone! PS; If everyone could please take the time out of their busy weekends to offer up support and love to one of my dearest friends, Ron, it would be much appreciated. He’s mourning the loss of his mother. And my whole heart […]

NaBloPoMo | Day 11: Snow Much Fun

Um… I’m not really sure what New Jersey did to piss of Mother Nature so badly, but right after Hurricane Sandy, we took another beating when we got slammed with a Nor’easter last Wednesday night. And this is how we prepared:   [*My cousin Shelly & My Mommy]   And this is what I ate […]

NaBloPoMo | Day 9: Hurricane Sandy – Part Three

It’s no surprise that I woke up with a significant hangover, after the night before, but that didn’t stop me from grabbing my son, packing up my favorite belongings, and hightailing it out of New Jersey. After a fist-full of Tylenol, and some Dexeter Coffee, my son and I loaded up the car with our […]

NaBloPoMo | Day 8: Hurricane Sandy – Part Two

When we woke up Tuesday morning all any one wanted was a cup of caffeine. Luckily my mother has one of those French Press machines and we made our coffee, Dexter Style. Once we were awake and functional, my son and I decided to take a ride, in our pajamas, in search of a WiFi […]

NaBloPoMo | Day 7: Hurricane Sandy – Part One

The day Hurricane Sandy hit New Jersey, started like any other typical Monday. Coffee. Cigarette. Brush teeth. Log into Facebook. Update Status. Check emails. Check text messages. Get more coffee. A light rain fell from the skies and it was a little windy. But there didn’t seem to be any cause for concern. In fact, […]

NaBloPoMo | Day 6: Hurricane Sandy – Part Six

Wanna know the first thing I did when I walked in the door of my house, after the power was restored, and after thanking the heavens above? Cleaned. Yep. That’s right. I cleaned the whole house from top to bottom. Before I unpacked. Before I took a shower. Before I ate any food. Before I […]

NaBloPoMo | Day 5: Hurricane Sandy – Part Five

In case you haven’t already heard the totally-super-awesomenews, the power in my neighborhood has been restored, and I am back home. Holy happiness, Batman. * throws confetti * I will be back to posting, blogging, updating, tweeting, facebooking, and working on my novel, right after I catch up on some much needed sleep! Until then… […]

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