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Category Archives: Humor

Lima Beans

So…. This is what happens when your 21 year-old-son comes back – from college, for the weekend – to do laundry & eat a home-cooked meal. Even though we’re finally face-to-face, apparently, we still only communicate through phones/apps. Like DITTY.   JCH TO ME: MY REPLY: Share This!

Elf On A Shelf – The ‘Angry’ Jewish Version

Wednesday morning I woke up at 6:00am – after two days, in bed, with a stomach virus AND my period. I stripped away my sweaty, germ-infested, dirty, sheets, and headed to the laundry room. And that’s when I saw my first Nicholas Cage head. I thought, “WTF? Why is that here?” And started to laugh. […]

My Dancing Daddy

We interrupt this blog – and your day – with the greatest video EVER made. This is my father taking a little “dance break” while working alone, in the office, on Sunday. ENJOY!!   Share This!

Big Pimpin’ – Father’s Day Request

  For the past seven years  – I’ve entertained you with stories about my father.  Mostly because he’s hilarious.     He’s an evil genius executing the greatest revenge after being ripped off at a gas station. He’s been confused as Tony Bennett. And he’s been woken up in the middle of the night to […]

Dear Candy Crush,

  When I first heard about you I thought you were going to be a glorified version of my favorite game Bejeweled Blitz.  After receiving multiple invites – against my better judgment – I went ahead and signed up. From the very beginning you sucked me into the Candy Crush vortex where time ceases to […]

What’s In Your Bag?

Sometimes I wonder if I am the only person who feels the need to be completely prepared for any type of emergency at all times. Or, have I finally crossed the line into full-blown-crazyville? I will let you, my darling readers, decide. But first, I should probably explain myself.  There are two specific reasons for […]

The Reason Why – I Am The Queen of TMI

*WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS GRAPHIC CONTENT*   Once upon a time, there was a girl named Meleah. She was a free-spirited, good-time-having, happy-go-lucky, kind of girl, filled with whimsical hopes and dreams. She lived to laugh. And she liked to imagine a world with endless possibilities.       But then one day, everything changed. […]

Welcome to Grey Gardens

  Well, people. It’s official. I’m old. I am old as fuck. But I am not talking in terms of age. I’m talking in terms of bodily functions. I am just plain old. Why? Well …   It’s not just because I collect social security due to my failing health issues. And it’s not just […]

Happy New Year MoFos – Wrapping up 2012 – Welcoming 2013

  2012 was an interesting year for me, to say the least. I really took a beating health wise. But it wasn’t all bad. Let’s recap. Shall we? In January, my dearest friend “Melody” was forced to climb Broke Box Mountain. And quite frankly, I hope she never has to climb that mountain, ever again. […]

NaBloPoMo | Day 28: Seasons Greetings

Um… You know you spend a LOT of time at the hospital when they start sending you CHRISTMAS CARDS instead of just the usual bills. I’m not even kidding, y’all. I received a Happy Holidays/Seasons Greetings card from the technician Bob who was in charge of my full body bone scan. And it was signed […]

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