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Category Archives: Holidays

Elf On A Shelf – The ‘Angry’ Jewish Version

Wednesday morning I woke up at 6:00am – after two days, in bed, with a stomach virus AND my period. I stripped away my sweaty, germ-infested, dirty, sheets, and headed to the laundry room. And that’s when I saw my first Nicholas Cage head. I thought, “WTF? Why is that here?” And started to laugh. […]

And then, this happened…

  Once Upon A Time, there was a girl named Meleah. And when she was 21 years old – she gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. And then she blinked her eyes, and he graduated from high school. And then, she cried, and cried, and cried. The end. Share This!

Happy New Year, Mofos!

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Happy 39th Birthday – To Me

Thirty-eight was probably the worst year of my life, especially regarding my never-ending annoying medical issues. I’ve struggled a lot and I’ve certainly cried a lot. But I’ve also laughed a lot – mostly because of the people in my life, like you. In fact, I would like to use this opportunity to express my […]

30 Days Of Photography | Day 16: Biblical

  I know some of you were expecting something entirely different today. However, it turns out I really AM way too chicken shit to use my “other idea” so I went with this one instead.   #TEAMLAME   *Please take a look at other contestants participating by clicking here! Share This!

Big Pimpin’ – Father’s Day Request

  For the past seven years  – I’ve entertained you with stories about my father.  Mostly because he’s hilarious.     He’s an evil genius executing the greatest revenge after being ripped off at a gas station. He’s been confused as Tony Bennett. And he’s been woken up in the middle of the night to […]

Happy 17th Birthday, Whosteen!

          Dear Justin, Holy shit  – I can’t believe you’re seventeen years old! Where did all of the time go? It seems just like yesterday when you had your first glass of orange juice and asked, “Who put feathers inside my cup?” It seems just like yesterday when you almost drowned […]

Happy 20th Anniversary, Mom and Dad!

I think it’s especially fitting the two of you were married on Valentines Day because your love is the kind of love that inspires fairy tales, and romantic movies, complete with happily ever after endings. I love you both with my whole entire heart. This is my gift to you.     Thank you, Mom […]

Happy 36th Birthday, Adam!

Dear Abercrombie, Growing up together we were inseparable. Like peas and carrots. We were as close as any two siblings could be. And my happiest childhood memories are the times I shared with you. Whether we were spying on mommy, or inventing our own secret language, we created an unbreakable bond. An unbreakable bond that’s […]

Happy New Year MoFos – Wrapping up 2012 – Welcoming 2013

  2012 was an interesting year for me, to say the least. I really took a beating health wise. But it wasn’t all bad. Let’s recap. Shall we? In January, my dearest friend “Melody” was forced to climb Broke Box Mountain. And quite frankly, I hope she never has to climb that mountain, ever again. […]

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