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Breaking Wind

(as quoted)

JCH: Mom… Im sorry

ME: Why? What?

JCH: You’ll find out soon enough……..

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  • ROFLMAO….which made me break wind too! LOL

  • Meleah

    Ha Ha.. it was a classic moment.

  • Good of him to give you a clue of a warning…was he really sorry though?

  • JENNIFER

    no. this was way funnier in real life.
    JCH is my hero.

  • Meleah

    BLANDLY: no he wasn’t sorry… it was just funny!

    ——–

    JEN: I know! That…. and him asking for permission to tell fanny the TRUTH about the chicken! 🙂 Im flickr-ing the pool pics from last night right now.

  • LOL! Ah the children.

  • hey there!! Just wanted to say HI!….and I’ll miss you too!! 🙁

  • I hope you will take this in the spirit it is intended–You are such a Trash Girl–I love you:)

    ~Becky

  • that reminded me of an old cartoon I saw a while back. You have to watch it. Its a bit twisted but funny nonetheless.
    http://www.sickanimation.com/cartoon.asp?name=knockknock

  • At least he gave you a heads up, right? How cute is that!

  • Meleah

    RICARDO: This is why I love him, he can make the simplest statement soooo funny.
    ———

    BECKY: I get it! I love you too!
    ———-

    DEVIN: ahh hello my personal Aston… I will check that out!
    ———-

    HOLLYGL: Yes! He is adorable and hysterical (at least to me)

    ———–
    SOMEGIRL: wheeee, I love when you have internet access, even if only for a second here and there! xxoo (I will be waiting with baited breath for your return!)

  • Honesty… always good policy!

  • Boys…gotta love em 🙂

  • His comic timing is great. This young man can go places I tell you!

  • Harry

    And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like…

    1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

    2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

    3. A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

    4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 ft. room.

    5. You sh ould not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
    6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

    7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words “uh oh”, it’s already too late.

    8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

    9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

    10. Certain Lego’s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

    11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

    12. Super glue is forever.

    13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.

    14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

    15. VCR’s do not eject “PB & J” sandwiches even tho ugh TV commercials show they do.

    16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

    17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

    18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

    19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

    20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

    21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy

    22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

    23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

    24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

    25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

  • That is so very funny, and clever of him!!!!

  • FV

    Ohhh the calm before the storm….

    Good luck Mel

    xoxo

    FV
    🙂

  • That’s pure genius! Were his eyes watering when he said it!?!

  • Lis

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • Meleah

    I love my son.

  • Yo Momma

    do you think it was the book????

  • Meleah

    Ha ha ha, the Farting dog book…

  • Hmmm, I have a flatulent son…
    I’m familiar with this horror…

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