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Because I am tired

Because I am tired, and because there are more important things to do tonight like watching American Idol, all I have for you today are a few JOKES:

In keeping with the CHINESE and CAT theme I suddenly seem to have

click here!is a CAT that plays PIANO

and some *~*~*~*~*~CHINESE PROVERBS*~*~*~*~*~*~

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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  • Anonymous

    these are good..and I could understand how people get parinoid.. the sad part is I have a few people at work who are soooo parinoid about HR finding something about them to fire their ass it is exhausting. so if we cannot laugh at these types of things then we will never enjoy life. xoxox BFNC

  • harry

    Wow,

    Funny and neurotic at the same time!

    LOL

  • Oh yeah, it’s Mr. Francisco to you

    Speechless, Meleah. That’s how I am right at this minute. Nothing to say nothing in my dead brain and yet my hand sits on top of the mouse right after I type this.

  • meleah rebeccah

    BFNC:

    I am ONE of THOSE paranoid people, always thinking I am fired… it is exhausting! I have to joke about it!

    Harry… I am a “Natural” neurotic!

    FV:

    If you have nothing to say, you don’t have to post a comment…

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