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Author Archives: Meleah

Mother. Writer. Television Junkie. Pajama Jean Enthusiast.

FIND THE FUNNY AGAIN, MOFOS! FFS!! – My SON & HIS TATTOOS – Edition.

So, yeah … My son is 21 years old. He’s a senior @ Rutgers University + the VP of his PIKE fraternity. He’s got a 3.7GPA. Graduating in May. With a degree in English. Psyche, minor. Clearly, he is FAR beyond my control – even though I still pay all of his bills. But THAT […]

Lima Beans

So…. This is what happens when your 21 year-old-son comes back – from college, for the weekend – to do laundry & eat a home-cooked meal. Even though we’re finally face-to-face, apparently, we still only communicate through phones/apps. Like DITTY.   JCH TO ME: MY REPLY: Share This!

Remember When?

Remember when, we first met? Remember when, we used to laugh? Remember when, we bonded? Remember when, we used to let … The stories of our lives unfold, And the silly minutia that was told? Remember when we used to care And we were so connected? Remember when we hung on each other’s words? And […]

So … This Happened

Once Upon A Time, there was a girl named Meleah. And when she was 21 years old – she gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. And then she blinked her eyes,  and,  HE turned 21 years old!! And then, she cried, and cried, and cried. The end. ———————————————————————— Happy 21st Birthday, Mother Fucker!!! Here […]

All Things TV

Once a week, usually on Tuesdays, I will be posting on my TV blog – aptly named Melevision. After my posts are live, I will add the link below – therefore updating this very post weekly too. All you have to do is click on the title. Enjoy!   * ——– Watched & Reviewed ——– […]

Elf On A Shelf – The ‘Angry’ Jewish Version

Wednesday morning I woke up at 6:00am – after two days, in bed, with a stomach virus AND my period. I stripped away my sweaty, germ-infested, dirty, sheets, and headed to the laundry room. And that’s when I saw my first Nicholas Cage head. I thought, “WTF? Why is that here?” And started to laugh. […]

So … This Happened. [MMA Edition]

This past summer, my son, JCH aka Whosteen, trained and fought in his VERY FIRST MMA Competition. And after only 3 months of training – he went up against a man twice his size with 5 years of training. Here’s what happened! Enjoy! VIDEO WITH EDITING AND MUSIC: RAW FOOTAGE: Share This!

HELLO … IT’S ME …

HELLO IT’S ME AND I’M STILL ADDICTED TO WATCHING TOO MUCH TV …   It’s been a while. Yeah. Like, a really long while. Whatevs. I’m not going to waste anyone’s time with details, excuses, or dramatic re-enactments explaining my disappearance. Aint nobody got time for that.   However? And, luckily for y’all… My undying […]

News and Politics …. I Can’t Anymore.

I’ve never been much of a “news” person. Hell, in my 20’s & 30’s I got all of my news from the E! Channel & TMZ. I’ve also never been much of a “political” person, either. I didn’t even know all of the previous presidents until my 20’s & 30’s. Now that I’m in my […]

B’Shert

To my darling, Daniel. Forever yours. Love, M Share This!

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