Ever since my “friend” Melody broke her box I haven’t told you any stories. At least not a real story with a beginning, a middle, and an end. And it’s about time I fixed that. Onward. I talk about My Father a lot. Why? Because he’s friggen hilarious. For those of you who don’t know [...]
Lemme get something straight. According to a late night TV commercial your company is willing to cover the cost for “Pos-T-Vac” so that an 80 year-old man can still get a hard-on. But you’re NOT willing to cover prescription cough syrup for people suffering from bronchitis. Really? Signed, Not sick just confused. ** ** ** [...]
Listen up, pretty little faces. I really believe 2012 is definitely my year. And here’s why. After buying a brand new totally-super-swag desk chair I’ve been overwhelmed with inspiration. In fact, I’ve been on a non-stop writing extravaganza wherein I managed to knock out three new chapters. This might be the year I never get [...]
It’s no secret that I’ve undergone plastic surgery. In fact, I wrote about it here. So it should come as no surprise when I say that I am PRO doing whatever may be necessary to make yourself feel better about your own appearance. Because, let’s face it. There’s nothing worse that being uncomfortable in your [...]
Ah, yes. After several very long and very uncomfortable months of sitting on this broken chair, and after several months of diligently shopping and searching, I finally have a new desk chair. And quite frankly, I’ve never been so excited, or so in love, with a piece of furniture! Totally. Swag. New Year + [...]
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Melody. She has reddish-brown hair and big brown eyes. She lives at home with her parents and her fifteen-year-old son. She spends most of her time inside her pretty purple bedroom, wearing comfy cozy pajamas, reading blogs, working on her novel, smoking Newport 100’s, drinking coffee, [...]
What…a crazy year I had. Let’s recap. Shall we? January started off with a mean case of writers block that ultimately ended with the purchase of a pair of Pajama Jeans. Followed by ‘The Snowpocalyse’ wherein we received over 20 inches of snow and included a video of my crazy ‘No-Garbage-Neighbor’ shoveling out his car [...]
I don’t want very much for Christmas/Hanukkah this year. In fact, I really just want the person reading this to be happy. Friends are the fruit cake of life: some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, and some sweet. But mix them together and they’re my friends. And I could not be more blessed. At Christmas/Hanukkah [...]
It is with a very heavy heart I must announce the passing of my beloved grandfather. Seymour Walter, otherwise known as, Poppa Sye. I have so many wonderful memories of him and the times we shared together. Whether it was spending the summers with him and Manga in Florida, or getting to be there for [...]
* First and foremost, I would sincerely like to thank all of YOU for your kind words, never-ending support, and loving prayers. Also, the jokes have been a fabulous distraction. For those of you who follow me on Facebook, you may already know what I am about to say. But, for those of you who [...]
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