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AMERICAN IDOL

What? The! Fuck?

I just about banned Idol from my life last year when CHIS DAUGHTRY lost! But…I gave it one more shot. Until…NOW

Um? Are you kidding me? What has happened to this show? And who? The Hell! Is voting?

I vote every damn night. I stay up for hours voting repeatedly. I have neglected friends, family and personal DREAMS to vote. So I can talk as much shit as I want.

Now, I will divulge my utter disappointment with this season.

I love the “getting kicked off Idol night”. because the losers that had no business making it THAT far to begin with, are HISTORY.

So! WHY? THE FUCK? Didn’t Antonella Barba get kicked off yet? She can’t sing! According to myspace and other Internet sources (reliable or not) from her pictures she can suck the shit out of a dick, but the fact the remains that whore cant hit a note to save her life. Have only LOOKS gotten her this far?

Okay…free press, free advertising, marketability… I get that.

Case in Point: Britney Spears can’t sing, (like Christina Aguilera who can shake a persons soul to the core) but at least with Britney there was some form of stage presence. (before she went into a postpartum depression downward spiral bat.shit.crazy.)

Which brings me back to Idol. Every JUDGE: Randy, Simon, and drunk pill poppin Paula will say, “This is a singing competition.”

If only! Asssholes. NOT FROM THE LOOKS of this season.

Maybe, once upon a time, when Kelly Clarkson (who I love / admire…FUCK YOU if you don’t agree) was not, and is not, an anorexic type with ho-bag skillz. NO. Kelly Clarkson, could, did, can SING. And damn it if she isn’t one of the FEW remaining female role models we have left in public society to present to a 10 year old girl.

(Do NOT get me started on the BRATZ dolls!)

So… if this is in fact a “SINGING COMPETITION? Then some one explain! Why? didn’t Sanjaya get kicked off? I’m not saying NICK was the next American Idol, but he was 50 zilllllllllion times better than that creepy didn’t Sanjaya Michael Jackson wanna-be impersonation I saw on Tuesday night.

That’s one guy (Sanjaya and / or Michael Jackson) I’d never allow babysitting duties, let alone a record deal.

Seriously…who the FUCK is voting? And WHY?

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  • Leslie

    Yep, the kick offs this week were bogus. I think the contest is slightly rigged, but I watch anyway. Sanjaya should have gone, and the Barba sucker should have gone. Can’t sing for beans but can suck for em, that’s fer sure.

  • Oh yeah, it’s Mr. Francisco to you

    Damn,
    Holy Crap batman someone here really let out some “American Idol” steam. Loved it, HAHA. You are right Meleah, Kelly C. Might be the only true Idol while the rest are just puppets of our visual entities.
    I am thankful not to watch such T.V. show as hypocracy bathes the judges minds. So with that said it’s time to watch some MTV for some more laughter .

    FV

  • Anonymous

    Dear M
     
    God, I love it when you’re pissed off! About Idol: no matter what anyone may say, it’s a popularity contest – talent has nothing to do with it anymore. And, you’re right: a look is at least as important as singing ability. Nice analogy about Spears and Aguilera. Also goes to show that ‘hot’ is temporary, talent lasts.
     
    Al

  • meleah rebeccah

    Hahahahha

    I get sooooo mad about that stuff. It’s bullshit.

    I just HOPE when it’s all said and done a genuine talented person wins this year, and not another Taylor Hicks! Why? Did he even win last year?

    I thought that was bad enough, this year…. It’s worse!

    It’s upsetting, yet…. I can’t look away!

  • meleah rebeccah

    Um… I have a feeling she would like the spanking

    But! DON’T KNOCK FAKE BOOBS

    I have them… They are plastic… And they are spectacular

  • Anonymous

    I was going to make a comment about Barbara but I just can’t talk about the pictures I’ve seen of her. 🙁
    Her fake boobs are just as filled with water as her head, she might be from Pt. Pleasant but come on, she is making a lot brunettes look bad.

    Someone is in need of a spank or two.

    🙂

  • OLLY

    YOU ARE 100% CORRECT ABOUT THE PUSHSTART DUDE THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUSHED OFF LONG BEFORE LAST NIGHT’S ABORTION WHEN THE OTHER DUDE CLEARLY DID MUCH MUCH BETTER….PERHAPS ALL OF INDIA IS CASTING VOTES FOR HIM…. WHO THE FUCK KNOWS??? AS FOR THE POINT PLESANT,, ALLEGED,, DICKSMOKER , AS YOU SO PLESANTLY REFER TO HER ….SHE SUCKS PERIOD AND I WILL NOT GIVE INTO EVEN TRYING TO VEIW HER SUCKKAPADE ON THE WEB….I HAVE HEARD ENOUGH TO KNOW SHE SUCKS WELL AND GOOD..AS A SINGER TOO..SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN LAUNCHED AS WELL..GOTTA GO …LOVE YA BYE!!! olly

  • Anonymous

    well babe..sorry I am not into the idol thing…i just can;t take shows that yo wonder why these people stay on. Of course the past stars at least some of them have made it. I am just glad you didn;t have this for your 30 rock show because if you did I would have to come up there to make sure you didn;t fall and hit your head…LOL.. Love you…xoxoxoxo

  • Drama Div@

    yeah.. i want sanjaya and the pornstar wannabe to be kickedout next week.. they CANT sing!

  • Anonymous

    U Rick here. I am into the Idol gig this year and I was so freakin mad that Sanjaya and that breast holding tramp weren’t dumped. They can’t sing to save their lives. I agree, I doubt that Nick is the next Idol but he sang the pants off of his song!!!! What’s up with America anyway???

  • Anonymous

    Oh Yea,…Aguilera ROCKS!!!!!! Now she’s got brains, looks and talent!! UR

  • meleah rebeccah

    Uncle rick….( UR ) Its so funny to me to hear you use the words, “breast holding tramp”…. HAHAHA

    I love you!

  • Lauren

    I say why the hell not…if people want to give you money, just take it with a smile! Actually…I’m just curious how much you’ll make!

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