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A Vacation?


A Mother Fucking VACATION ya’ll.

All I have to do is endure TODAY in the office and I will have a glorious 6 days In. A. Row. for some actual VACATION time.


I am finally taking time off from work to enjoy my life WITHOUT being sick. That is if I can make it through THE DAY without catching the germs, colds, and flu’s that everyone in my office is suffering from. I may have to borrow my fathers mask. I will do whatever it takes to survive the next 24 hours in order to protect my weak immune system, because I will not jeopardize my 6 days of freedom with a medical illness.

What am I going to do with 6 WHOLE days?

Sleep. Eat. Write. Write. Write.

Go to the gym.

Sleep. Eat. Watch the complete Season Two of Dexter On Demand.

Sleep. Eat. Blog. Blog. Blog.

Meet my girlfriends for lunch at the country club.

Sleep. Eat. Write. Write. Write. Blog. Blog. Blog.

I am hoping to have Chef Brookestone spend a day with me to go food shopping, and teach me how to cook the foods I can eat.

Sleep. Eat. Write. Write. Write. Blog. Blog. Blog.

(and maybe I will even get that long over due oil change.)

I am seriously going to live out the next 6 days the way I ‘imagine’ my life would be if I didn’t have a job. And I can’t wait to get busy LIVING.

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  • oh i love it. “live out the next 6 days the way i ‘imagine’ my life would be”

    YES!!! YES YES YES!!!

    *i* would fritter it away shopping. damn. no wait! i have tomorrow off and i’m meeting a blog friend and taking them places! cool places. probably.

  • Hope you have a fantastic time. You totally deserve it!

  • The best friend

    Hope you have a great vacation. See ya soon.

  • Don’t breathe today – and have a great vacation!

  • amy

    yahoo for you
    enjoy yr time!!!!

  • Meleah

    Man! There are so many blog friends I would like to meet IN PERSON. I am going to live out the next 6 days the way I like to ‘imagine my life would be’ 🙂


    I will.

    I am holding my breath…but not just because people in here are sick. I decided to start my ‘vacation’ off last night by watching the ENTIRE SEASON TWO of DEXTER. I am on 2 hours of sleep, and STILL DISTURBED. I dont think 9 hours of serial killing and crazy plot twists is healthy for one’s brain. I have been ALTERED after all that DEXTER last night.


    See you soon. 🙂 Yippeee PS… You would LOVE Dexter. Oh Man, That show has your name all over it. I might have to get you to watch at least one or two episodes.


    I cannot wait.

  • Wooooooooooohoooooooooooooo

    Enjoy your vacation!!!!

  • woohoo! I hope you enjoy every minute of it 🙂

  • Way to go Meleah!! It’s well deserved you flourescent-lit keyboard jockey!! 😉

    Enjoy the vacation and I’m looking forward to the vacation blogs…….
    with jealousy of course. Mucho, mucho jealousy. 😉

  • I agree with you girl – Dexter can seriously mess with one’s mind – and I don’t have much of one left…

  • Meleah


    I am so excited to BE HOME….(and on the internet) for days on end.


    Oh I will be sure to enjoy every last second

    Michael C:

    You are killing me. Maybe I will make a Power Point Presentation post of my vacation just for you? NOT! 🙂


    I am seriously FUCKED UP having watched THAT much Dexter. I cant stop thinking about it. I keep re-playing so many scenes in my head OVER AND OVER…..And I keep thinking someone is going to stab me in the neck with a needle. I have never had the creeps or the hee-bee-jee-bee’s for this long. I am officially terrified to find out what he does in season three. I dont think I can handle any more! Yet, I feel compelled to REWATCH all of season two to pick out lines to use….what the hell.

  • Yay! Don’t forget to take some pictures of your fabulous vacation!

  • Yaaaay Meleah!
    Sleep. Eat. Write. Write. Write. Blog. Blog. Blog.
    Have Fun 🙂

  • Actually, I would watch it!!!

  • WOW! That looks like a mighty busy schedule!!! However, if you do find you have a little spare time between all those activities, you should consider eating, writing and blogging a bit more…LOL!
    Have a super wonderful time! You sooooooooooo deserve it!!!!!!!!!!

  • Meleah


    Oh I will … but they probably wont be as nice as your kitchen!

    Michael C:

    Aww….I say watch DEXTER instead. That is really worth watching.


    Ya damn right!


    ha ha ha ha I will be sure to make time to sleep eat blog and write

  • SWEET! Yay! I’m so glad you didn’t choose to come here, even though I want so much to SEE you – I am SICK. Have been on antibiotics for a WEEK and you know how I hate them so much I go years just toughing stuff out. Enjoy your vacay!

  • SIX DAYS??? And you didn’t come to Paris? tsk tsk. Next time! Of course, we wouldn’t let you sleep tooooo much.

    Enjoy yourself and wear your pajamas to the store.

  • it is amazing what having just a few days in a row to do anything you wnt to will do for you… enjoy!!!!!!

  • Meleah


    I wish I was coming to see you…I really do, but that weather and your sickness…Maybe spring? Please feel better…and HOLY SHIT toad-ily excited to hear about The Move! 🙂


    Six Days. Its all about rest and writing these six days…and food…and friends. One day I will make it to Paris *said the girl wishing she was in Italy*


    For Real! I cannot wait.

    In fact I am home NOW…in my PAJAMAS…and ready to go stuff my face! yippeee.

    For once, I dont feel rushed and stressed with a list of 75 million things that HAVE TO GET DONE RIGHT NOW…I can take my time…I think I can BREATHE

  • Eat Blog and be merry..I am now officially jealous….:))))))

  • Danny AKA CBG

    Enjoy your vacation Meleah talk to you soon!!

  • GrrlBeingStalkedByCrazies

    Yay! I hope your vacation kicks some ass, Mel. You deserve it. Love ya!

  • Have fun Meleah and bring protection. You know, protection from the Sun. I was out for maybe 1/2 hour on my vacation and I got hecka dark.

    Relax and have fun whatever you do 🙂 Take a break from blogging. We’ll be here when you get back.

  • Well Meleah, it’s about goddammed time you went on a vacation. Have fun, fun, fun. oh and don’t forget to have fun, k?

    Did I mention have fun?

  • Meleah

    Dont be jealous… you’re the one with a book already published!


    Thanks. I will.

    GrrlBeingStalkedByCrazies Says

    HA HA HA HA…at your signing name….I love you.


    I know! It is about time! Holy hell! Ahhh….Tonight, American Idol: TWO HOURS now that is an awesome start to my vacation! 🙂


    A break from blogging? Um…I dont know…Lets just see how my days play out!! 🙂

  • I am so jealous! You deserve it. I think I would spend two whole days in bed. Mmmmmm, that sounds soooo good….

  • Sounds glorious! Glorious!!!! 🙂

    The 2nd season of Dexter is goooood.

  • I used to always take my vacation time that way before I was married. It so rules just having the week off ya know? Have a good time. 🙂

  • Meleah

    Anti Barbie:

    I am spending all day tomorrow in bed. I am sooo looking forward to that.

    Drowsey Monkey:

    I am a different person after watching that…


    I am loving this. This makes being single almost worth it.

  • Enjoy that vacation!

  • Writing? What’s that?

  • Meleah


    Yes I will thanks.


    ha ha ha…I have NO IDEA…but I am going to give it a shot.

  • I am about to have a 3-month vacation darling… not to rub it in. 🙂 Enjoy your days off!

  • Meleah


    no way! you are back? where the fuck have you been!!!

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