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Happy 14th Birthday JCH!

As some of you already know my one and only child  JCH turned 14 years old this past Monday. I simply cannot get over the fact that he’s growing up so fast. And, I really can’t even think about him starting high school this coming September. Honestly, I don’t know where all the time goes.

Every year I have tried to make a big deal about my son’s birthday. In fact, I usually let him stay home from school so he and I can spend that day doing something fun together. I’ve thrown outrageous parties for him. And, I’ve been fortunate enough in the past to have been able to afford most of the presents he’s ever wanted. But as he’s gotten older, I’ve also given him things that were more ‘meaningful’ and less ‘materialistic.’

When my son turned 12, I wrote him THIS LETTER. [*warning: may induce tears*]

And when he turned 13, I made him THIS VIDEO.

[Seriously people, take your time to click on the links. I'll still be waiting right here for you to come back!]

This year, I wasn’t exactly sure what I could possibly do for JCH to make his birthday special.

I tell my son that he is loved every singe day, so that wouldn’t be anything new.  He couldn’t take the day off from school as JCH is a ‘Lead Character’ in this years ‘Production’ of ‘Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory’, and he had ‘Dress Rehearsals’ until 9pm.  And I promised my son that I would not *embarrass* him or *surprise* him this year with another ‘Sappy Letter’ or another ‘Sappy Video’. [Of course that did NOT stop me from buying him another 'Sappy Birthday Card'.]

Thankfully, we do have one particular ‘Family Tradition’ and I was determined to go all out. When it’s someone’s birthday around here, they get to decide what they want to have for dinner, and they don’t have to cook or clean up. All my son wanted for his birthday was to have ‘Crab Legs’. And oh boy, did he have a lot of Crab Legs.

Now, as most of you also know, there is always someone in my family that will come along and make the whole night memorable. And this time, it was my brother ‘Abercrombie‘ who made my son laugh harder than I have ever seen him laugh in his whole life.

Why is that you ask?

Well let’s take a look.

Shall we?

First, this is the *birthday* card that my brother bought for my son.

And that? Was funny enough.

Especially considering it’s intended for a 13 year old girl.

But when my son opened it up and started to read it?

That’s when JCH couldn’t even get the words out in-between hysterical bouts of laughter.

See for yourself!

Ah yes.

Another successful birthday has come and gone.

To My One And Only ‘Boy’ Who Is Practically Already A ‘Man’, Sometimes Referred To As ‘JCH’ And Otherwise Known As ‘Whosteen’ : Happy 14th Birthday.




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  • That was awesome and made me laugh out loud. Your son's laugh is contagious and what a handsome and intelligent young man he is! I LOVED your letter and video to him in the past. Heck, I love your whole family and how respectful, kind, and fun they are. I wish someone would adopt me! LOL!
  • Awww! Yay! And Thank you!!
  • Oh my gosh, I loved watching him read the card and laugh! Time does fly way too fast. You've done an excellent job raising your young man :)
  • And so have YOU woman!
  • ladybanana
    Ahh that's lovely seeing your big boy laughing like that :)

    It's shocking how they grow up so fast, how the years slip away.. my son (my eldest child) will be 29 this year... amazing!
  • Thanks Lady! Times moves too fast!
  • Happy Birthday to JCH!! That card reading was pretty funny :)
  • xoxox
  • Damn you ALL for ruining my makeup this morning! Funniest thing I've watched in a long time and with my son approaching his 14th birthday this August...it brought up some emotions I wasn't ready for!

    Glad you all had a good laugh...and your son is lucky to have you as his mommy!
  • Thank you!
  • Stop by my blog to grab an award!!!!
  • YIPPE!
  • I was nearly crying with hysterical laughter while watching that video! Happy Birthday, JCH!
  • YAY! :)
  • Your letter was great, he will cherish it, loved the video and the card was too funny1

    Now, enjoy and savor High School, those years fly by, you will blink and be sitting at graduation!


    Oh, and you have a handsome young man!!!!
  • Thank you Lucy!
  • Loves crab legs!!! Looks like he had a great birthday and got loads of cash :)

    Happy Birthday JCH! :)
  • He's gunna need that cash to get the new guitar he wants!
  • Happy Birthday, Whosteen! Woohoo!
  • Thank you Margaret!
  • Happy Birthday! The stories about your son brought back so many memories of my own son (who is now 42). Those little boy days just never last long enough do they? And Meleah, you are to NEVER again talk about needing exercise or to lose weight! Has Playboy contacted you yet? Damn, Girl!
  • Linda! Thank you!
    *blushing*
  • I can't belive that video was a year ago! It seems like I watched it only a month or so back.

    The best thing you could give him for his birthday is laughter. Happy birthday JCH
  • Aw. Thanks Babs! All of the videos I make are fun to do!
    And, thank you for the birthday wishes to my son!
  • Congratulations to your son, looking at the picture of the two of you it is hard to believe you have a child that old. ;)
    My younger brother's birthday is on the same day; he turned 55 and didn't look near as happy as your son.
  • Thanks for that compliment.
    And Im pretty sure I wont be thrilled to turn 55 either!
  • Oh! And Happy Birthday JCH!!!
  • oxoxxoxoxo
  • Mel,
    You're an amazing woman, of course you're going to have an amazing son. His laugh is the best. I'd like you to record the laugh for about a half-hour and then send it to me. He has one of those laughs that just make you smile no matter what.

    Fabulous letter and I have a similar story about the monster potion...And the eye surgery for that matter. Ugggh! That was terrifying. I almost lost my daughter to that one.

    I look back on those years and the only regret I have is that I wish I would have enjoyed those moments more.

    You are such a fantastic writer, I really hope you get that book finished.

    As I was reading your post, I was thinking of how wonderful it would be for you to write a book about your family. All of your experiences, good times and bad. The trials and tribulations. I know it would be a phenomenal book and I would read it a million times and buy one for all my friends.

    We'll have to meet someday. Hugs and smooches.

    Your pal,
    Gina
  • "the only regret I have is that I wish I would have enjoyed those moments more."
    Me too, me too.

    And HELL YES. WE really need to MEET in REAL LIFE. I am dead serious about that!
    Your my TWIN for crying out loud!
  • Noemi
    Happy birthday, JCH!
  • :)
  • Jay
    Hahahahahaha! I loved the part where he tossed the money aside as if it was totally unimportant! ROFL!!! What a nice young man!
  • OMG! JAY! That's MY favorite part too! Ahahahahhahah
  • Well, on a morning I head to the dentist's office, you gave me a nice chuckle. I'm still smiling.

    I think order has been restored on our new site. (Yes, you had already commented on that post. We lost five recent posts, but just decided to move on and not repost them.) It's been some transition that's for sure. What a pain. Podcast should be up sometime today. New post is up.

    Have a great day.

  • Oh Okay! I was all confused when I stopped by your new website this week! Ill be back over today!
  • TishaBerg
    Hi Meleah!,

    I've really enjoyed browsing around your site, it's a great read. Your son's b'day celebration looks so sweet and fun! He is quite lucky to have such a clearly devoted and loving mom. And it's shines through in that picture of the two of you together how much love there is between you two; just beautiful! I've got a 3-year old and a 6-year old so I can't even imagine the teen years yet, but it does seem like the years since they were babies have gone by SO fast!
    Anyway, thanks for sharing a bit of your lovely celebration with us. :-)
  • Thank you. Nice to *meet* you!
    I see that you didn't add the link to YOUR blog in your comment. However will I know how to visit your site?
  • Hey Meleah - It's lovely to *meet* you too! I would love to have you stop by for a visit at my blog, www.bizmommy.com; looking forward to continuing the conversation :-)
  • Yay! Thanks for the link!
  • BK
    Happy Belated Birthday to your son! May he be blessed with great health, happiness and love. I love the video that you had made for him last year. It was not only sweet but also put smiles on my face when I was watching it.
  • Aw. Thank you! And thank you for watching it! xoxoxo
  • Ha ha ha! That video really cracked me up! You have such a cool and loving family, Meleah! Happy birthday to JCH! Enjoy the teen years and be thankful for your wonderful family!
  • Thanks Marty! And If YOU ever find yourself in NJ I think you need to come to KHCC for your 365 Bar Crawl! And then you can meet us in person!
  • Marty Wombacher
    That's a great idea! I'll try to make it to KHCC on the crawl! We could have a dueling blog about it!
  • YES! OMG that would rule!
  • Happy birthday there young fella!! Bat Mitzvah. LOL! That is so not right. I can't recall when I was 14. It was all a blur of acne and video games. Hope he had fun.
  • We had a great night! Thanks!
  • Awww. Happy Birthday JCH. Your brother is awesome. I love when things are so funny you can't even talk. It's usually only family who can do that. I'm sure he had an amazing birthday!
  • Thanks Selma! And YOU have the same birthday as my son

    SOOO

    Happy Birthday to YOU too!
    xoxoxo
  • ladyV
    that card is too funny, but i can't cry tonight. i've seen the video and almost certain i've read the letter. hope he had a good one.
  • Ahahahah. I love you val. Yes, you did read the letter and video.
    And that's why THIS YEARS video is a HAPPY one!
    xoxoxo
  • If you lived next to me, we would constantly laugh together, laugh with our kids and laugh at our kids. :) I can just tell! Everything you write that made you or your family laugh would make me and my kids laugh. Your posts always make me happy! My oldest is going to be a JUNIOR and will have to start looking at.... are you ready for this... COLLEGES. My middle son is going to be a freshman in HS, and fortunately my daughter is only going to third grade - phew! But girls are older than boys so ugh! I have to share a secret I can't write on my blog. I have a double bed and last night I was watching TV with my oldest, who was on the other side, head at the bottom of the bed. He fell asleep and I left him there. For a short night my "baby" was next to me sleeping... of course he was not happy about this when he woke up LOL but I had to smile. They just grow up too fast!
  • WE would TOTALLY laugh all day! I'm glad I make you smile and feel happy
    when you read my posts!


    I am DREADING thinking about High School!
    Don't make me think about college!
    I feel your pain.

    Awwww. I loved your secret.
    I really MISS those days too.
  • OMG the video of him reading the card had me laughing as hard as you all!!! What a classic!! Happy Birthday J!!!

    oh, He's Adorable!!!!!! Just thought you'd like my opinion on that! lol

    oh and one more thing....my kid Lauren's birthday is called "Christmas in July"! lol
  • Ahahhahaha. I love "Christmas in July!" And every time I watch that video of him reading the card I laugh all over again. My mom's CRAZY laugh is the loudest in the back ground.
  • I watched the video and was about to start crying but thankfully you switched up the music. He is his mother's son, no doubt about it. Happy Birthday to JCH!
  • Oh yeah, the sappy 13 year old birthday video music HAD to be changed halfway! There is only so much Joan Baez my son will allow!
  • You have raised him well then. No one can handle that much Joan Baez.
  • OOps. I meant Joni Mitchell! Ahahhahahahahah
  • That sounds more like it. I don't know my hippie chick music all that well
    so I don't have an ear for all of them. Now if it had been Def Leppard I
    would have known it.
  • Ahahahhaha!
    xoxoxoxo
  • Kids grow up waaaaaaay too fast. Your family reminds me so much of mine - my brothers and sisters are insane and always giving and doing ridiculous things to make my kids laugh. Just imagine the memories your son will have when he grows up - awesome.

    p.s. - what was that sick cackling in the background? was someone dying? (hehe)
  • I love that my son is going to have great childhood memories!
    And, that crazy laugh is my mom!
  • Watching JCH reading that card was one of the best moments of my life as a gramma. Thanks, Abber, for making that happen, and thanks, Meleah, for preserving it in our "family video archives". Most importantly, Thanks Whoo-steen for being the best grandson any gramma could ask for! I love you more than the whole sky! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo <3 <3 <3
  • thanks for being The Best Gramma to JCH. xoxo
  • Ok, so my internet connection at home isn't working, which means I have to check in on everyone from work. Why am I telling you this? Because it means that I am sitting at my desk CRYING! Your letter to your son got me all sniffly and emotional and then the birthday card KILLED me! My colleagues are all looking at me like I'm a freak! (Well, in all fairness, they pretty much always look at me like that!) Happy birthday JCH, you are one amazing young man. I know where you get it from :-)
  • OH! Nicky! Im sorry, that letter to my son is a tear jerker. I guess I should have warned you! And I go from crying to laughing ten times an hour so people think I'm a freak too. At least you have a reasonable explanation for looking like a basket case at your desk!
  • Happy Birthday JCH! It's good to hear you laugh Meleah. x
  • xoxoxo AIR! I love you!
  • puglette
    awww...your son is so sweet. our daughter is turning 24 this saturday. it goes so fast!! but it is always good to have those wonderful moments where you laugh and laugh. happy birthday to your son!
    hugs,
    puglette
    :o)
  • Aw. Thank you.
    And your daughter will be 24? Oh God! I'm freaking out over 14!
  • puglette
    her teens were a challengs. but we all survived and she is a lovely young woman. i think that makes her birrthday's easier. except for making me feel too old ;)
  • Thanks for giviing ME hope that I will survive the next few years otherwise
    known as teenager hell!
  • Ron
    Ya, see....this is what I LOVE about your family....all the LAUGHTER!

    What a wonderful family you have, Meleah! Your brothers' card CRACKED ME UP - how FUNNY! That's something I would do!

    I went back and read the letter and watched the video. BRAVA on both! You're SO clever with your videos, girl!

    Happy Birthday, JCH!

    P.S. be sure to take some photos of his performance in "Willy Wonka" - I'd love to see them!

  • Oh Ronnie! I am going to be at his school play All Three Nights : Wed, Thur, Fri and I will be the most annoying papparazi parent that ever lived! JCH has the role of Grandpa Joe so he's in a LOT of scenes and his make up is KICK ASS! I will be sure to post photos!
  • Happy Birthday!

    It looks like he had an amazing celebration. I noticed from the photo that he is already taller than you. He is going to be tall.
  • He's taller than me even on the rare occasion I wear heels
  • nickphillips
    Well, Happy Birthday to the lil ... urrmmmm ... I mean big fellow :D
  • Thank you
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