I light of the Holiday Season, instead of focusing on writing about my my dry chapped hands, or the crappy weather, I thought I would share with ya’ll some of the things I found, saw, and read on the internet over the past week.
[Because nothing gets me into the spirit of the Holiday Season quite like laughter.]
I hope you enjoy these little treats as much as I did.
1] The ‘Woods Family’ Christmas Card:
2] The Annual Christmas Card Letter:
My very dear, real life friend [and kickawesome writer] Michael Christleman, from the blog: The Wonderful World Of Nothing Worthwhile has out done himself yet again, with his own version of the Annual Christmas Card Letter and it’s written from a wife’s point of view!
If you have ever received a Christmas Card Letter from a friend/family member where it seems as if they are only writing to simply to brag about how great their lives are – then I suggest you read his version of ‘The Annual Christmas Card Letter’ for yourself – by clicking HERE!*
3] A Letter Written To Mall Kiosk Workers:
I have recently discovered a blog written by Ms. Terri titled Writing In Crayon. I have enjoyed reading her posts because she has a wonderful sense of humor, and a terrific way with words. I would like to highlight one of her blog posts in particular.
*If you have ever been annoyed, irritated, or frustrated by those ever-so-pushy Kiosk Workers, they very people we try desperately to avoid while frantically shopping for Christmas Presents, then I am urging you to take the time and read this ‘Letter To A Mall Kiosk Worker’, by clicking HERE!* I promise, you will laugh out loud.
4] The Entirely Unorthodox Holiday Gift Giving Guide:
I am not ashamed to admit that I have the biggest Girl Crush on the very lovely and talented LiLu who writes the HILARIOUS blog Live It Love It. Seriously, she makes me laugh every day with her TMI Thursday Posts and The Shiz My Boyfriend Says.
*If you are looking for some interesting, funny, or even disgusting Holiday gifts, you need to click HERE!
5] The Grand Whiffer:
My friend Mooooog35, otherwise known as The Midget Man Of Steel [or simply ROD for short] who writes the sometimes sick and twisted and always comical blog Mental Poo - wrote a post awhile that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the holidays whatsoever. But, it was the funniest thing I think I have ever read – in my entire life.
*So, if you are into Old Ladies, Grandmothers and Farts, then you will laugh until your face falls off – by clicking HERE! And even if your not into those things, you should still click on that link. Seriously.
6] Bonus Material:
And now for something totally unrelated and way off topic!
I have talked about my girlfriend Amy The Bartender MANY times on this blog, because I have so much fun with her, and quite frankly, she’s my best friend. But, I don’t think I have ever mentioned just how BLIND Amy The Bartender really is.
* I have witnessed Amy The Bartender squint her eyes so tightly it causes her whole face to contort.
* I have watched Amy The Bartender confuse people she should have been able to recognize with ease. But, the first time I realized Amy’s eyesight was completely out of whack, was the day an African American Male came into KHCC and she thought he was My Father.
*And, I really knew Amy The Bartenders eyesight was long gone – back when I first created her Title.
Now, I completely understand why Amy The Bartender cannot wear contact lenses because of her intensive ‘Dry Eye’ situation. But nothing, and I mean absolutely NOTHING – prepared me for this.
One fine Sunday afternoon, Amy The Bartender and I decided to go to The Movies. After getting our seats and settling down, I looked over at Amy only to see this:
What. The. Hell?
Yeah, um…
Apparently, Amy The Bartender not only wears her Prescription Sunglasses while driving at NIGHT and IN THE DARK, but she ALSO wore them for the duration of the movie, because those are the only prescription glasses she owns.
Who ELSE Does That?
[I think I just might have to buy Amy The Bartender REGULAR Prescription Glasses for Christmas this year, because I just can't be seen in a movies with that again!]
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