Monthly Archives: January 2012

How I Became A Millionaire

Listen up, pretty little faces. I really believe 2012 is definitely my year. And here’s why. After buying a brand new totally-super-swag desk chair I’ve been overwhelmed with inspiration. In fact, I’ve been on a non-stop writing extravaganza wherein I … Continue reading

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Would You Ever Consider Cosmetic Surgery?

It’s no secret that I’ve undergone plastic surgery. In fact, I wrote about it here. So it should come as no surprise when I say that I am PRO doing whatever may be necessary to make yourself feel better about … Continue reading

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I Am In Love

Ah, yes. After several very long and very uncomfortable months of sitting on this broken chair, and after several months of diligently shopping and searching, I finally have a new desk chair. And quite frankly, I’ve never been so excited, … Continue reading

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Broke Box Mountain

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Melody. She has reddish-brown hair and big brown doe eyes.  She lives at home with her loving parents and her teenage son.  She spends most of her time inside of her … Continue reading

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